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The Office: Season 5

Updated: Aug 29, 2020

In the beginning season revolved around Micheal’s attempts to attract Holly, and eventually succeeds only for David Wallace to transfer her to another branch forcing the two to end their relationship just when it got started. Meanwhile Jim and Pam become engaged and struggle through the difficulties of a long-distance relationship while Pam is studying art in New York. Eventually, new boss Charles Miner enters later in the season and causes trouble for Michael. Michael eventually cannot deal with his dictator-like changes and quits to form his own company taking Pam and Ryan with him. The company becomes successful and eventually, Dunder Mifflin is forced to buy them out.

On July 28, 2020 - August 14, 2020, I watched The Office: Season 5 and it was fucking awesome and Dunder Mifflin is having a weight loss competition and Pam is leaving for The Pratt School of Design and she will be missed and “Kelly doesn’t look well she looks like she is about to die any second” and Kelly gets a K.O. and Michael looks weird with a beard and Phyllis used to be nice but now she is an asshole and blackmailing Angela. Ryan comes back I’m like “Ryan shouldn’t be at Dunder Mifflin he should still be in prison right” and we meet fat Mike and I love Pam’s summer project and I was so excited when Jim proposed to Pam and Pam said yes and “what the fuck is Toby doing in the hospital”. Jim announces that Jim has engaged Pam. Turns out Meredith has been sleeping with Bruce, In exchange for discounts on our supplies and Outback Steakhouse Gift Certificates “Sure Meredith looks dumb but I never expected her to go that far.” Pam is working a part-time job at corporate and Dunder Mifflin was robbed and Dunder Mifflin has C.R.I.M.E - A.I.D and we meet Roy. Pam comes in one week from New York and Michael is going to Canada and turns out Pam is staying there for another 3 months and Ryan is in love with Kelly and Pam comes back. Toby is back, now I know where the meme comes from (Michael screaming NO) and Michael tries to frame Toby with drugs and “I felt sorry for Toby.” Some people debate whether Michael should use the budget to buy a new photocopier or a new chair, and Jim disagrees with Pam. Everyone agrees with the chair. I love the Christmas wrapped Desk for Dwight “I did not even think of the desk being fake” and Phyllis is still a douchebag, and an asshole even on Christmas the time of mercy and giving she still shows no mercy to Angela and Phyllis is dumb as fuck “she doesn’t even know the true definition of blackmailing” and Meredith‘s hair was on fire and Angela stands up to Phyllis and I’m like “Woohoo you go girl” and then Phyllis announced that Angela had sex with Dwight I’m like “fuck you Phyllis you should be buried in the ground alive and I hope Bob Vance divorces you.” Andy doesn’t know Dwight had an affair with Angela until Michael tells Andy that Dwight had an affair with Angela and Andy confronts Angela about it and Dwight and Andy get into an argument and they agree on A Duel and *The Duel Starts* and Andy run over Dwight (run over I mean, Andy was pushing Dwight into a bush with his car) and so far Andy is winning and Angela has a target on her back and I was sad to the bobblehead in the garbage. Michael and Dwight go to investigate Prince Papers, which is a success but once Michael gets back to Dunder Mifflin he starts to reconsider and Dwight and Michael have a fight over the client list and Dwight won. I love the Fire Drill by Dwight and I found it hilarious Oscar escape through the ceiling but what I wonder more is how the ceiling supports Oscars weight, and I was laughing my ass off when Angela tossed the cat into the ceiling and came back down and knew the ceiling couldn't support his weight cause his legs are hanging out of the ceiling and Dwight announce how it’s a Fire Drill and Stanley had a heart attack and “I love Dwight’s that when he uses the face of the dummy as a mask I was laughing my ass off” and it turns, Michael is the one stressing Stanley out. Michael wants the employees to roast and *the roasting starts* and Pam roast tops all the roasts and Michael left and Michael returns and Michael roasts everyone. Kelly walked in with a negative attitude because they all forgot about her birthday, and we return to Utica and me Karen returns, and she reminds me of Ann Perkins from “Parks and Recreation.” Angela is happier and Michael and Pam are on their way to Nashua to get closure from Holly, which is a failure and they have a birthday party for Kelly and it’s a success. Michael comes dressed up as Willy Wonka because he started putting golden ticket’s in boxes full of paper which fails be they lost a lot of money and Dwight takes Michael’s credit and “for the first time I felt sorry for Michael” like History of DNA Structure and Function “find out more about The History of DNA Structure and Function in References at the bottom of the page.” We meet Charles Miner, the new Vice President of the Northwest Region and at first, I thought Charles was a kind guy but eventually, he became a douchebag, and then he went from douchebag to a fucking asshole and Michael is pissed that he quits. Michael starts his own paper company and Charles went from a little asshole to a giant asshole not even letting him give a goodbye speech and Michael leaves Dunder Mifflin but sneaks back in, but he gets caught by Charles and Pam is going with Michael. Today is the first day of Michael Scott Paper Company, and we meet Ryan and I’m like “so the whole time you were gone you have been working at a bowling ally and he dyed his hair” and Ryan joins Michael Scott Paper Company and Charles blames Jim for the soccer ball hitting in Phyllis face I’m like “fuck you Charles” and they get an office. A brand-new opening and also the opening of Michael Scott Paper Company and Dwight is taking Andy hunting, and they are visited by Phyllis and Stanley. Michael and Dwight are still friends and Dwight is a traitor now and Dwight is an asshole and it’s a war between Dunder Mifflin and Michael Scott Paper Company. They have a van now and Jim tries to make an offer and Dunder Mifflin is bought out and Dunder Mifflin finds out Micheal Scott Paper Company is broke and Micheal won and Charles leaves and I’m like “fuck yes Charles is fucking gone” Micheal returns and I love Meredith new clothes and The Dunder Mifflin employees want their clients back and they get their clients back and Pam got the job. Pam and Jim are getting married and the dancing cafe is a success. I was surprised Michael ate a whole family size chicken pot pie and Holly comes back and they have a Company Picnic and its Volleyball team corporate vs team Scranton and it’s revealed Pam is pregnant and Jim is a father. The End

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