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Casino Royale

After earning 00 status and a licence to kill, Secret Agent James Bond sets out on his first mission as 007. Bond must defeat a private banker funding terrorists in a high-stakes game of poker at Casino Royale, Montenegro.

On September 7, 2020, I finally watched my first James Bond movie ever, Casino Royale because my dad allowed me to watch it, and it was fucking awesome and before watching it my dad said “there are a lot of twist and turns, moments where you have to think, and wondering who’s that character” and when my dad played the movie, I was like right off the bat “who is that guy James Bond is talking to” and I love the opening I was like “Oh my fucking God this opening is brilliant” and we meet Le Chiffre and I’m like “Who is this guy” and then my dad tells me Le Chiffre is supporting terrorist and James Bond is on a new mission and I’m like, “can you at least give me context on what’s going on right now” and I was like surprised/ shocked by Mollaka parkour skills and where he jumped from a crane to a roof, and I said to my dad, “surfing and parkour are the same one wrong move and you're dead” and my dad responded with “surfers only die when they make a wrong move during a big/ huge wave” and when James Bond dropped his gun and gives them Mollaka but James Bond kills Mollaka by shooting him and escapes by shooting a gasoline tank causing an explosion and a great distraction and I knew all along that James Bond had a second gun, and we meet Le Chiffre’s wife and James Bond finds where the message was sent It was sent from The Ocean Club and James Bond goes to The Ocean Club to find out more information by checking the security cameras and I’m like “Security Tapes on DVDs” my dad responded “yep that’s how they keep track of Security footage” and James Bond looks into Alex Dimitrios and known associates and he finds Le Chiffre listed as a known associates, and James Bond plays a game of poker with Alex and James Bond wins and I’m like “Ace's bet everything” my father responded “that's not true a Royal Flesh can beat an Ace” and I responded“what’s a Royal Flesh” and so my dad proceed to tell me what a Royal Flesh is, and I was like “Wow that must be really hard to get” and we meet Solange Dimitrios and James Bond is off to the airport to find Alex, but Alex finds James Bond and James Bond kills Alex and James Bond calls Carlos Nikolic to track him down and Carlos notices James Bomb and makes a run, and we find out Carlos is trying to plant a bomb on The Skyfleet S570, the largest airplane in the world and James Bond and Carlos have this awesome fight and James Bond wins by blowing up Carlos and James Bond returns to his room and finds Solange and they put a tracking device in James Bond which and James Bond goes to Montenegro with Vesper Lynd and we meet René Mathis, and they get ready for the poker match and I'm like “It's the classic tuxedo” and The poker match starts and so far James Bond is losing and we meet Chiffre’s wife and some guys want their money back but James Bond deals with them and Vesper shot that guy and now Vesper is in shock after shooting someone and it's morning and The Poker Game resumes and James Bond is losing, and we meet Felix Leiter and Le Chiffre’s wife poisons James Bond drink and James is going to cardiac arrest and Vesper saves him, and he would've been dead without both MI6 and Vesper, and He returns to the poker game and now the tension is high my body is shaking but James Bond wins and a *sigh* of relief and Vesper is captured and we learn Mathis is a traitor and James Bond is captured, and when that guy was cutting a hole in the seat I was like “what is he doing” and my dad response is “you'll see” and once Le Chiffe started wiping his genitals while James Bond was naked I was like, “oh my fucking God I can't look” seriously I hide my eyes and I found hilarious that James Bond said “Now the whole world’s gonna know that you died scratching my balls” and Le Chiffre is killed by Mr. White and rescued by Mathis and Mathis is captured by MI6 and I thought it was over that I stood up about to leave but Dad said, “it’s not over yet” and Dad wasn’t joking, cause there was more and now he is a new mission to find out who is depositing his money and he learns it's at the Venice Branch St. Marks Square and Gettler sends a text saying “Meet in 30 minutes” and James Bonds runs as fast as he can looking everywhere for the man with the suitcase finally finding him and James Bond follows him but he passes it onto a woman in a red dress then James Bond follows her and she knows she is being followed so she makes a run for it and James Bond loads his gun and he has finally made it but the women gives Gettler the briefcase and Gettler spots James Bond and holds a knife to the woman's throat and turns out the women was Vesper and Gettler gets away with Vesper while a man shoots at James Bond and runs straight through being protected by pillars and James Bond caught up and shoots the bags that are keeping up the building and they begin to sink and James Bond shoots at the men and shoot another bag keeping the building up and they start sinking even faster and I'm like “It’s the Titanic but it's a building instead and also instead of an Iceberg it's the 3 bags that kept up the building” and now it's race against time to get Vesper out of their and everyone crowds around the sinking building and the briefcase starts sliding and Gettler tries to grab it but fails and it falls into the sea and James Bond makes it to the top and kills. Gettler and James Bond tries to get Vesper out of the elevator and James Bond can't break the lock and Vesper says “I’m sorry James” and she turns the key and the elevator falls into the water and James Bond jumps in diving after the elevator and he reaches the elevator and tries to break the door off but failing and she kisses his hand and opens her mouth drowning herself and James Bond tries to break the door off again and she loses consciousness and I'm like “Noooooooo” and finally managed to break the door open pulling her out and they manage to get to the surface and James Bond gives her CPR and mouth-to-mouth and she doesn't wake up so James Bond is pissed and turns out she is alive and we see a man walk away with the briefcase and M says “She had a boyfriend a French Algerian. They were very much in love. He was kidnapped by the organization behind Le Chiffre. And they blackmailed her, threatening to kill him unless she cooperated. We should've picked up on it, but sometimes we’re so focused on our enemies we forget to watch our friends.” “How are you doing?” and James responds “she left her cell phone. She must have known I'd check it.” and M responds “She knew you were you. -Well, at least this clears Mathis” and James Bond responds “-No.” and M says “No?” and James Bond responds “-No. We just proved that she’s guilty, not that he’s innocent. It could’ve been a double-blind. Keep sweating him.” and M says “You don't trust anyone, do you, James?” and James Bond responds, “No” and M says “Then you've learned your lesson. Get back as soon as you can. We need you” and James Bond responds “Will do” and M says “If you do need time...” and James Bond responses “Why should I need more time? The job’s done and the bitch is dead.” and M says “James, did you ever ask yourself why you weren't killed that night? Isn't it obvious? She made a deal to spare your life in exchange for the money. I'm sure she hoped they would let her live. But she must have known she was going to her death. And now we'll never know who was behind this. The trails gone cold.” and James Bond hangs up and he goes through Vesper's belongings and on her phone he gets a text message to him to contact Mr. White and we to Mr. White driving up to his house and he steps out of his car and he gets a phone call from James Bond and when Mr. White asks who he is he gets shot in the leg and Mr. White starts army crawling and he gets on the steps and then James Bond walks up the stairs and James Bond says “The names Bond. James Bond.” That's how it ends, and I got to say that was an excellent ending with the James Bond theme playing in the background that's awesome.

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