This season will deal with “the awkward realities of self-discovery, body image shame, birth control and countless other excruciating adolescent moments."
On November 23, 2020 - November 24, 2020, I watched Big Mouth: Season 2 and it was fucking hilarious like I couldn't stop laughing and there were scenes that were too disturbing on to the TV review. It starts off where Season 1 ended with Jessi and Jay in the back of a truck with Pam and Scorpion talk and Pam is jealous and Jay ditches Pam and Jay has a jerk off journal I’m like “why the fuck would anyone need a jerk off journal” and I’m happy they kept the opening the same because usually they change in the second season with most shows and back at school and I can’t believe hate fucking is an actual thing I mean you don’t see me hate fucking every person in discord who hates me and During The School Basketball Game Nick is so mad that everyone is tall and Shannon called the police because Jessi runaway, and we learn Greg puts PornHub on just to have sex which makes me face palm so hard and I love it when the Detective says, “Father uses PornHub not Brazzers” I burst out laughing and they make it a lot worse by saying “A lot of daughters end up on Brazzers” and Rick tries cheer Nick but Nick is still pissed and Rick wants him to masturbate and Nick does so but it’s not working “I’m like me and you both when I try to masturbate it hurts and doesn’t feel good but I make it work somehow” and I love when Pubic hair #2 “You’ll break your dick” and Andrew is just trying to be normal and the parents wax his mustache off which put them from being good parents to being assholes and it’s a good thing my dad doesn't wax my mustache but my big sister and family want me to remove it but I refuse so many times and Jessi and Jay are in a motel and Jay tells their neighbors to shut up and when Jay and Jessi are kissing Jay fucks everything by calling himself 40 years old but Jessi won't let him be a 40-year-old magician and Andrew insults Rick and I don't blame him I would do the same thing and Nick tells him he is his hormone monster and Nick asks to swap with Maury and then Andrew says “No, you don't want Maury. He's the worst” and Maury overhears Andrew and Jessi and Connie crying in the bathroom and the coach cushions wants Jay to fuck them and we cut to Nick is at the doctors office and Missy feels sad that Andrew's parents shaved off his mustache and Maurey looks fuguly cause he shaved off his fur and the doctor gets mad when Nick says "Dr. Engle, I read something online about hormone therapy and Coach Steve is in the hospital and Nick has the same reaction as me finding out he had a hormone monster "Wait you're Coach Steve's hormone monster, too? But he is a grown-up" and at the dinner, we find out Jay stole the pillow from the motel and Jessi is like "you are out of your fucking mind" and Jay calls her a bitch and Connie drives a truck through a wall but no one notices the truck crashing through the wall and Ludacris realizes he is fat and while Nick is taking a piss Pubic hair #2 falls off and I'm like "Noooo Craig Robinson please don't leave" Nick flushes him down the toilet and Pube Hair #1 wants to kill Rick by suffocation and Nick suffocates Rick with a pillow but he forgot to cover up the mouth so Rick can still breath and Nick stops and Rick is like "Fuck you, man. Fuck with me, I fuck with you. Nahh man, I love you brother. You crazy, but I love you, you know? I'm not going anywhere." and I'm like "what in the actual fuck Nick literally tried to kill you and you still love him I think you have brain damage and Barbra is feeling guilty of waxing Andrews lip and Andrew overhears his own father call him a freak and Jessi returns home and Jay returns home and Ludacris is using the elliptical and I feel sorry for him cause hell never be thin unlike me who is really thin and Nick asks Duke for some advice and Duke wants him to carry a gun and the School Basketball Game is starting and Andrew is full of rage at Marty and Maury grows his hair back and Andrew goes up the bleachers to beat him up but is stopped by other parents and Nick makes the shot and wins the game and when they are taking a group photo Matthew says "Cheese" and Coach Steve vomits and is dead cause he is in a body bag that's when I started crying because I liked Coach Steve he was funny but wakes up and I'm happy. The boys stare at Gina Alvarez because of her big boobs which, I cannot deny because if someone asked me ass or boobs I would answer 100% boobs, but I to don't know why boys love boobs and they interview everyone on the topic boobs and Jessi is jealous of Gina and DeVon broke up with Devin so DeVon could be with Gina and DeVon and Lola make fun of Missy having a flat chest and Andrew wants to marry her boobs and Jay is dressed up like a girl with his penis tucked between his legs and we learn Coach Steve has never seen a naked lady even through he is there Sex Ed teacher and we learn Coach Steve thought you need to be married to have sex Im like "Coach Steve where you raised by Christians cause that's the Christian way of sex" and Missy's reflections steps out of the mirror talking to the other Missy reminds of that scene from Evil Dead 2 where Ash's reflection is talking to him about killing his girlfriend and Missy starts insulting her about being flat and she roasts Nathan Fillion and at the Birch house and Andrew and Nick are talking about boobs at dinner and Nick makes an excellent point "Okay, lets say I do like her breasts. What's so wrong with that?" the mother wants them to get to know her and at Jessi's house Dina comes over and me and have same reaction flipping Dina off and at school Nick is going to go talk to Dina and Missy looks the Grimm Reaper with that hood on and Coach Steve asks Mr. Lizer if he has had sex without being married and Confess to Mr. Lizer he has never had sex and Nick sits Gina and they do Coach Steve permissions and they are going to study together and Jessi makes an excellent point "How would you like it if girls looked at your dicks all time but Andrew makes a better point "Oh, Jessi, its different. Penises are ugly, but boobs are beautiful" and Andrew goes to boob valley and Jessi tells Andrew why Missy feels shitty and gets beat up by a little kid at Missy's house and her mother has been eavesdropping on them talking about their body's and Nick gets advice from Duke about listening and her mother takes them to a Korean spa where everyone is naked and this turns into song and this song traumatizes so much I cant even watch it any more and I don't know why this song traumatizes me so much and Evil Missy melts reminds me of The Wizard of Oz when they threw hot water onto the witch she melted and Dina is there naked and when Jessi makes clear to Dina that "she doesn't want to be friends with her" and Nick and Gina are Studying together and Gina knows DeVon likes her and Missy walks around in the gym locker with only her panties on and Andrew says sorry to Missy and Jessi roasts the living shit out of her mom that her mom starts crying I wish I had that kind of power please teach me the way of roasting the living shit of your mom Teacher Jessi. Andrew and Jay is over at the Birch's house for a pool party and Andrew is staring at Andrews swimsuit and everyone keeps on mentioning the G-Spot which I didn't know what that was so I went and searched it up and I don't know that has to do with anything and Andrew is taking a piss when he finds Leah's swimsuit hanging up to dry and Andrew is jacking off to Leah's swimsuit when Leah enters the restroom to see Andrew jacking off to her Swimsuit and Im like "your so fucked" and Andrew sneaks out and bicycles home but keep hearing a voice I thought it was a ghost and Jessi goes downstairs to eat with her dad and Nick and Gina voice chat and Nick plays CHANCE-O-METER and Andrew stays up all night thinking about that innocent and Maury gets kidnapped and Nick has a study date with Gina and we meet Bad Mitten and we meet Gina's family and Jessi steals lip gloss there is so much tension it reminds me of tensed scenes in horror movies and Nick sponsors Netflix I'm like "Netflix is such a household name why do you need to sponsor Netflix and why do you need to sponsor Netflix on Netflix in the first place it makes no sense" and they watch a documentary and Andrew goes to a synagogue to be forgiven of his sins and when he steps outside a black mist is following him and we meet the man behind the voice The Shame Wizard who takes him to Shame Court and it turns out Gina is in love with DeVon back at Shame Court and also Maury is his lawyer and is dropped of at the Friend Zone which I wondered "is this a real place" and its very depressing and Nick sees DeVon and Gina got to the Fuck Zone and Rick gets ran over truck after truck and back at Shame Court and they interview ever person Andrew has fucked too or used porn and they interview a sock and they interview Leah and the final witness is Andrew and The Bad Mitten is alive without Coach Steve controlling and he spoils that Coach Steve will lose his virgin next episode and he breaks the 4th wall and kills a bird and Shame Wizard asks Andrew if he believes he's a good person and when he stands up he has a boner and Andrew admits he will jerk off to this whole experience and he is guilty and everyone turns into Andrew and Jessi steals from her mom and I love the background music “I Put a Spell on You” by Hocus Pocus and Gina never responded to Nicks Text and Maury is locked up in a bird cage while Andrew msturbates. Jays mom is hitting on Coach Steve so it's pretty obvious who Coach Steve will lose his virginity to and Jay's mom offers Coach Steve to do sex with her and Coach Steve is in the opening because he is the one going through changes and at school it's a national holiday NATIONAL PANTS-ING WEEK and Devin is crushing on Nick which is weird and we find out Lola likes Andrew and go on a double date and Rick helps out Coach Steve on what to do and Nick tells Andrew about how Lola likes him and Andrew agrees to a double date and I love that Connie is either dressed up as a T-800 from The Terminator or Nada from They Live and Jessi robs the pharmacy and Coach Steve tells Jay about Jays mom wanting to have sex with him and his mother and is pissed and Jay agrees to it and Jessi gets caught in the alleyway by a pharmacist and calls his her father and Nicks parents drop them off and Coach Steve arrives at Jays house and Devin and Nick run into Gina and Devon and The Shame Wizard visits Jessi but Connie roasts the living shit out of Connie and Nick gets pants while stuck on a zipline revealing his small dick which reminds me off myself cause I rarely wear any underwear as my mom says ”swing low swing charriot” and the parents come rushing and Coach Steve and Jays mom have sex and the father gets arrested and Andrew and Lola make fun of each other and end up kissing and Rick tells Nick that Coach Steve had sex and that he is retiring and Greg still loves her and Jay’s father is back. Coach Steve tells everyone he had sex and Missy suggests he goes to Planned Parenthood and Coach Steve suggests a skit and I skipped Missy’s skit cause no matter how many times I watch it always traumatizes me and Jay is genius for offered to do breast exams for all the girls in the class and he will pay them in Bitcoin and Matthew’s skit is Miss Conception starring Leah it's like The Bachelors and first is the Condom and second is The Pill and third is The Implant and fourth is Diaphragm and with is IUD and sixth is The Pull Out Meathod and Leah is trying to decide and Leah chooses The Pull Out Meathod but the mother behind the camera does not approve of this and the mother wants her to choose go on the pill and using a condom and Nicks father comes by to tell everyone he is getting a Vasectomy and Nicks Dad explains what a Vasectomy and it's very embarrassing and Nick is going with his dad and we get a backstory how his father met his mother and we get a backstory how Barbara meet Marty and holy shit Coach Steve looks a lot different in that flashback and she discovers she is pregnant and Barbara meet Marty by crashing into his car and Andrew looks like he saw some serious shit it was probably because he found out Andrews older brother was an abortion and Andrew’s skit is on STDs and Andrew finds out he gave Lola Blue Waffles and that word mad me have episodes because in High School a bunch of kids were talking about Blue Waffles so I searched it up and became traumatized and Maury has Blue Waffles and Marty has Blue Waffles and Maury sacrificed himself for Andrew and Nick and Leah tie Andrew down to cut his dick off and Judd gets killed by Maury and Maury kills Nick and kills Leah and they make it to Planned Parenthood and we learn Blue Waffle is a myth and everything goes back to color and the doctor transforms into Slender Man and turns out it was all on stage. We go back in time to 1998 where Greg and Shannon are teenager and I skip the part where they are walking out the movie theater because I haven't watched The Truman Show yet and they smoke weed and Jessi finds the smoke box and inside are weed gummy and Andrew and Lola kiss in front of everyone and Jessi gives Nick a weed gummy bear and Andrew goes to Lola’s house and they kiss again and the weed is starting impact Jessi and Nick and their arms become one and telepathic and Andrew cums in his pants cause of Lola and Jessi and Nick drop by Missys house and Nick is hallucinating and Nick while in the Alone Zone meets his future self and his future self is sad and he even replaced Andrew with a robot version of him and Jessi tells Missy and Ludacris is talking to Nick and it turns out he was hallucinating that too and Missy tells Jay and Andrew introduces Lola to Andrews family and they go to an ice cream shop finding out Gina works there and Judd takes Nick home and Jessi’s parents finds out she is high and Shannon blames it on Greg and makes him leave the house and Andrew breaks up with Lola. There is a protest over Andrew dumping Lola and Nick hags out with Gina if he is no longer friends with Andrew and Jessi is protesting as well and both Missy and Jessi are disappointed in Andrew and Dad wakes Nick up I have had those moments and Greg is moving to Guy Town and we meet Tyler The Hormon Monster and we learn Nick is Tyler’s first kid and also he is a monster-in-training and he doesn’t have is horn yet and has good idea and Tyler wants a dick pic and they are moving Greg to Guy Town and Greg even admits to being a horrible being and the ladybug is back and turns out Tyler is a fan of Maury and Matthew is doing a news report on Guy Town and also trying to expose Andrew and Jay is also at Guy Town and it turns into a song about Guy Town and it’s a fucking weird ass place and we meet Guy Bilzerian and “what the fuck are penis worms” and when Andrew says “Yeah. Did you see that Fleshlight at the poker game? If you didn’t you should definitely rewind” and so I rewind and spot the Fleshlight at the poker game and I became disturbed and Andrew meets Tyler and Maury teaches Tyler how to do it and Nicks Dad wants Nick to wooo a girl he likes and we meet Sad Old Queen of Guy Town and when I heard his voice I thought it sounded familiar so I searched up the voice actor for Sad Old Queen of Guy Town which is Harvey Fierstein and he did the voice of Yao (Mullan) and that broke me because I always loved The voice of Yao so that was mind blowing and we witness a gay duel and Greg failed as being a man and we see Guy Bilzeria’s room and Andrew is a pimp and Andrew is pimp of the month and we meet Leore Greg’s roommate and Nick‘s dad sounds like a hater and roasts him and calls him a pussy and Coach Steve is DJ and Jessi comes by and Jessi hears Andrews story and Leore thinks Jessi is Greg’s Wife and I’m like “what the fuck” and Greg leaves and Matthew gets advice and Nicks Dad actually gives Good Advice and Gina and Nick kiss and Tyler gets his horn though it’s very bloody. We enter the mind of Gina back when we were first introduced to her and turns out Gina told the story how Nick stared at her and Nick apologizes and Connie appears out of nowhere and plays music and Tyler keeps ruining it and Gina puts Nicks hand on her breast and Tyler wants to touch my boobs good luck with that I’m flat chested and Missy is running from Nathan Fillion turns out it’s a dreamland Missy is humping Wiggles and she is going to a class sleepover for the lunar eclipse and wiggles ends up being taken and Jay brought condoms and Maury and Connie are being weird and we learn The Shame Wizard collects vintage Nazi dildos and I almost threw up out of pure fucking disgust I’m like “what in the actual fuck type of person are you no one in the their right fucking mind would collect vintage Nazi dildos” and Nick tells everyone about him hooking up with Gina last night and the sleepover starts and we learn everyone's secrets and I love Gina’s Carmen Sandigeo bag reminds me of my childhood watching Where on Earth is Carmen Sandeigo on qubo and Jessi is jealous and Jessi tells Devin about Nick touching her boob and Devin calls her a Slut and Devin tells Lola and Lola spreads the rumor like wildfire and I love that The Shame Wizard is jamming out and everyone starts asking Nick questions and Gina sees the rumor and Lola tosses out Andrews sleeping bag and Coach Steve tells everyone he had sex with Jay’s mom and both Andrew and Jessi minds are blown and Jay is angry at Coach Steve and Matthew doesn't want to fit in and Missy starts humping Wiggle and Gina is ashamed and when Devin calls Gina a slut she beats the shit out of her and Lola knocks out Andrew and everyone sees Missy humps Wiggles and Gina is made at Nick and she breaks up with Nick and turns out Missy knew she was masturbating all along and Jay and Matthew get into a argument and Jessi admits to telling it and The Shame Wizard does a song about Shame and I love Coach Steve says “No more songs from floating grandpas about what’s happening” I burst out laughing and to be continued and The Shame Wizard breaks the fourth wall. The Shame Wizard makes an excellent point and turns out Tyler is in cahoots with The Shame Wizard and I love how Coach Steve is like “Hey, it’s the floating grandpa” and The Shame Wizard is not happy with that name and Coach Steve thinks The Shame Wizard is his best friend and Coach Steve thinks his name is Shane Lizard and drew a picture of them and Nick apologizes to Gina and Jessi feels bad about Gina and I hate Crocs too and did Missy make a reference to Sleepaway Camp and Missy thinks she’s the biggest pervert in the world but Andrew admits to it and admits to jizzing in his pants at the dance and Lola is watching them and Lola talks to Gina and Nick has an excellent idea for those party games like Spin the Bottle, Truth and Dare, Smooch or Share, and everyone plays Smooch or Share and Nick spins the bottle and it lands on Missy so Nick kisses Missy and Jessi is drawing sharpie on the wall and comes across a photo of her as the captain of the debate team and she insults Connie and Jays turn he chooses smooch and it lands on Matthew and Andrew tells Nick the story of him masturbating to Leah's swimsuit and Nick is mad and also tells him the story jacking off to his cat clock and Jessi shows Connie her past self and Nick finds out Tyler is in cahoots wit The Shame Wizard and is pissed at him and Jessi tries to apologize but fails and everyone tells stories about The Shame Wizard and The Shame Wizard comes back and they fight against The Shame Wizard and he disappears and Wiggles is alive and the song September by Earth Wind Fire in the background is awesome and its the school without shame and Jessi wants Connie to go away and roasts her and Connie walks off and a purple cat is the background. Nick wakes up to Tyler crying because he got fired and Tyler opens a portal and left that portal open and JessI hopes out of the car and left her alone and a male pillow is interested in fucking Jay and Jessi, Andrew, Nick hop through the portal and we get to see the home of the hormone monster and where they work and we get to see Maury at work and there is an evaluation on Jessi Glazer and Maury finds out Nick and Andrew are in his world and we get to see Maury’s office and Nick wants Gavin and Nick goes to like Gavin and Jays pillow gives him a blowjob and Suzette finds out and Coach Steve gets fired and Jessi finds the conference room where they are talking about her and we meet Kitty from the Depression Division so she was the one hinted thought this show and Tyler finds out Nick is here and Andrew sees himself in the future and Kitty wants things to be easier and Kitty wants to be Jessi’s #1 and Jessi reveals herself and they all are surprised and Jessi is put her depression room and they don’t even have any depression music playing and Jay is packing up and Nick talks to Gavin and Andrew finds The Shame Wizard and Kitty lays down on Jessi and Shame Wizard knows Andrew is here and in the background is his vintage Nazi dildos and I felt disgusted and Maury finds Andrew and Suzette has sex with Jay and Nick and Andrew meet Connie and Rick returns and Connie goes to save Jessi and Maury has a laser dick and Kitty is distracted by the lazer and she broke the window and they save Jessi and return everyone to their home and Nick wakes up to rattling in his closet and finds out Connie is his new hormone Monster and I agree with Nick “I’m a boy” and masturbates and the ending song is Come on Feel The Noize a favorite song.
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