Big Mouth (18+)

As Andrew falls under the spell of the randy Hormone Monster, his buddy Nick becomes obsessed with the lack of changes in his own body.

On November 20, 2020 - November 23, 2020, I watched Big Mouth and it was hilarious like holy shit I couldn't stop laughing and I don't give a living fuck about peoples opinion on this show who hate it honestly they can go fuck themselves

We are introduced to Andrew Glouberman and Nick while watching a hormone video, and we as introduced to Andrew’s hormone monster Maurey the hormone monster and we meet Jessie Glaser and Jay Bilzerian and I love the opening it's so fucking catchy and we are introduced to Nicks family aka Elliot Birch (father), Diane Birch (mother), Leah Birch (older sister), Judd Birch (older brother), and I found it hilarious Nick jumped Andrew his town revealing his penis I couldn't stop laughing and Nick tells his parents about how he saw a penis and the scene where Barbara puts a condom on a banana reminds of the scene from The Office where Andy puts a condom on a pencil and we meet Andrews parents Barbara Glouberman (mother), Marty Glouberman (father), and when Marty eats the banana with condom on it and he says “Jesus, it tastes like a condom” I bursted out laughing and we meet Coach Steve a hilarious guy and Nick sees everyone as dicks literally and we meet Duke Ellington a ghost and talks to Duke about Andrews penis and we meet Missy Foreman-Greenwald and Jay sucks ass at magic and Nick asks a 8th grader to the dance but Andrew is pissed and Andrew says “fuck you” over him not going to the dance with him and Duke costs Nick and the dance begins and Andrew is depressed and the 8th grader rejects Nick while at the dance that is fucking messed up and Jessi comforts Nick and Coach Steve is a horrible singer and Andrew and Missy are dancing and Jessi comforts Nick and they both fucking kiss in a hallway and Andrew cums while dancing with Missy and Andrew is sucked into the toilet and swimming with sperm eggs and it reminds me of that Nirvana cover of baby swimming towards money and both Nick and Andrew return and Nick meets Maurey and I love Nicks response “Are you the puberty fairy?” and Maurey responded “The fuck did you just call me?!” and Nick responses “The puberty fairy?” that's when I busted out laughing. Jessie is trying to decide on an outfit and the mom decides on white pants which is horrible idea just think about it and Maurey suggested sending a dick pic and during the opening I'm like “I'm going through changes” and the school is going on a field trip and we meet Devin and Devin and people wants to know if Jessie and Nick are a couple and everyone is giving them the stare and they confirm they are dating and turns out only couples are only allowed in the back of the bus which is fucking stupid cause I was in the back of the bus beating my meat and no one saw me cause the bus was empty and I was the only one on and Jay still sucks at magic and Andrew sits next to Coach Steve who is so so annoying and Devin and Devin start kissing in front of Jessie and Nick which makes them uncomfortable and they arrive at the statue of liberty and now Nick and Jessie ditch Andrew and Andrew partners with Jay while Jay is trying to make the statue of liberty disappear which gets him taken away by police and Nick asks advice Devins advice and Devin's real name is Devon and Jessie has her first period in white shorts which sucks horrible and Andrew vomits when Jessie told him she had her period which I found hilarious and Jessie gets taught about her period from the statue of liberty and Jessie where's a fucking 9/11 towel as a diaper which made me laugh and Nick sees Andrew hugging Jessie and Andrew tells Nick that she got her period and Jessie tells her mother about her period and We meet Connie the hormone monstress who introduces herself to Jessie and I love Connie personally she is the best hormone monstress. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is in Big Mouth and when I look closer a lot of porn references and Andrew gets hard while watching The Rock and Andrew thinks he's gay and I know where the gay test meme comes from and Maurey draws unicorn buttfucking Mr. Clean and Jessie and Nick are out on a date and everyone at the family knows Jessie broke up with Nick and Andrew asks Matthew how did he know he was gay and Nick tells everyone that Nick broke up with Jessie which pissed her and Connie off and Andrew watches gay porn and Jessie is fucking pissed and Nick, Jay, Andrew come up with ideas to get back at Jessie and Andrew asks Duke about being gay and Freddie Mercury is their and their as a song about being gay and Andrew admits to being gay and Duke tells Nick that Andrew is gay and Nick confronts Andrew and Nick kisses Andrew and Andrew is not into it and Nick apologizes to Jessie and Coach Steve breaks the 4th wall. Nick and Andrew are fighting but we rewind ten hours earlier and Jay is having a sleepover and Connie suggests that Jessie throws her own party and to invite Devin and Lola which is a recipe for disaster and also invites Missy I'm like “100% Devin and Lola are going to bully Missy and Andrew brings his special pillow and also the pillows name is “Pilbo Baggins” which made chuckle and we meet Missy's parents and also Missy goes sugar hyper when eating sugar and at Jay’s house and we meet Jay’s Pit Bull Ludacris who scared and it's sad because Ludacris is ashamed of his existence and Jay catches Mr. and Mrs. Albert while doing peep-kour and at Jessi’s house and Missy has a coke and back at Jays house we see jays room and he painted a pigeon white to look like a dove and we learn he fucks his pillow which made me want to vomit cause that was disgusting and I did not step by step how he did it it made more disgusted and back to Jessie’s and holy shit she looks gorgeous and after Missy drank that coke she is going off the rails like a crazy train and back at Jays they are playing video games and Jay’s big brothers return and they are the biggest assholes and they have Nick and back at Jessi's house Lola and Devin make fun of Missy I’m like “I guessed it” and Jessi joins in and back and at Jays house Nick and Andrew fight for a pornography movie and Nick throws the first punch on accident that Andrew starts bleeding and the true fight begins and back at Jessi’s house Jessi snaps at Missy and Jessie makes everyone cry and back at Jays house Nick and Andrew are escaping but Jays brothers are making it difficult and we meet Jay’s mother who is also a psychopath and they escape but they return to get Pilbo Baggins and Jay sacrificed himself so they could escape and back at Jessi’s house everyone is reunited and Maurey stole the pornography movie. Andrew masturbates to a tomato and Girls are addicted to The Rock of Gibraltar and Missy summarizes the hole book even the mothers are addicted to the book and Jessie is reading The Rock of Gibraltar and the boys interrupt them and Nick asks Leah why are people obsessed with this book and my mind was blown just like Nick when Leah said “Newsflash: girls get horny too” which I had no idea about and Jessie goes to look at bras and Connie finds a red bra and Barbra is reading The Rock of Gibraltar and the boys find Nick reading The Rock of Gibraltar and tells them the news and I found it hilarious Jay drew one drawing of 23 teachers having consensual sex and I love Coach Steve’s reference to The Office and Jessie enters with her red bra and the boys discuss how the girls are horny and Jay comes up with a stupid idea to touch her boobs to relief her and Jay ask Jessi for him to touch her boob and ends up getting strangled which he deserved and Nick asks Leah what gets girl horny and this is where I get lost and Duke watches the parents have sex and Jessi talks to her genitals and I was like “what type of drugs is she on I want some” and Andrew sees his mom get horny and Nick does his book report on The Rock of Gibraltar. Jay has sex with his pillow that comes alive I'm like "what in the actual fuck is going on right now can someone please explain to me what the fuck is going" and this reminds me of a meme I found on discord.

I’m like “whatever drugs he is on can I have some” and it turns out the pillow is pregnant and I’m like “what the fuck how the fuck is that even possible pillows don't even have any reproductive system” and Nick is going to visit his girlfriend Rolanda in to New York City and Nick has to play the Jazz card to convince to Andrew to come to New York City and turns out Maurey and Duke are good friends and Andrew wears a jazz hat just to go to New York City reminds me of younger me cause I want to wear something Japanese just so I can go to Japanese New Year Festival but I couldn't find any Japanese clothing so I refused it and still searched for Japanese clothing but found nothing and I became sad I skipped Japanese New Year Festival and the same thing the year after that and still to this day I have never gone to a Japanese New Year Festival even with coronavirus I doubt I will get to go to in 2021, and Jay's pillow is showing pregnant symptoms and we learn the pillow is 40 years old and we learn Jay is 13 I'm like "FBI open up and they arrest the pillow for having sex with a male loli" and I love when the pillow says "What?! Your too young to be a dad" and Jay responds "I know! That's why I secretly want you to get rid of it!" and Nick and Andrew are in New York City and Duke posses people and Nick goes to Rolanda and we meet Rolanda and realize she is a model and Andrew fucks up everything and Andrew loses his Jazz hat and Jays pillow feels it kick and Jay proposes to the pillow and she rejects so now Jay is pissed and Andrew and Nick see Andrew's Jazz hat and they chase after it and they find it on a women kissing other women turns that other women is Jessi's mother Im like "Holy Fucking Shit No Fucking Way" and Jessi's mom sees them and confronts them and Jessi's mom doesn't want Jessi to know and Jay fucks his pillow while there is a baby in their and looks like the baby is starting to come out and the baby looks like a marshmallow plush and its revealed the pillow actually had sex with Jay's brother and they have sex in front of there newborn son which is really disturbing and Coach Steve drives them home and as punishment Diane takes Netflix away for 6 weeks and Jays pillow ran away with their son I'm like "what a Karen" and has sex with a bath rug and Nick and Andrew want to tell Jessi but end up not. We learn that life was created by an alien fucking a mountain and it was fucking hilarious and its science fair time but they have to split up into 3 and Matthew teams up with Jessi and Jay and Nick teams up with Andrew and Missy and we learn Coach Steve signs up for the school fair and that he cant read and I'm wondering how the fuck he got this job in the first place and Coach Steve still has his hormone monster even though he is an adult and Team Nick decided on making a super volcano and Team Matthew decided on teleportation and Andrew asks Missy to be his girlfriend and she accepts and a song starts and Miss Benitez helps Coach Steve learn his letters and holy shit is awful at his letters and Miss Benitez and Coach Steve are in love and I love Coach Steve's hormone monster refrence to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and both Missy and Andrew have swollen tounges and Missy asks Andrew out on a date and Andrew is not gonna jerk off to anything and Maurey takes it as a joke and we meet Missys parents as they go on their date and Maurey is drunk and we meet Garrison Keillor the former host of NPR’s A Pairie Home Companion who distracts Maurey and Murey is shaking everything and he even cut of Garrison’s hear and Maurey shuts him up by making him suck his dick and Coach Steve propose to Miss B but gets rejected its so sad and Maurey is professional now and Team Mathew helps Jay with his project and Missy sees his erection and it turns out its all a dream and Andrew cummed in his sleep. We watch a play of Tom Cruise version of The Crucible and I got to admit Daniel is an excellent actor for Tom Cruise and we meet Tallulah Levine and Nick has a crush on her and Nick goes to the high school party and when Nick’s eyes and mouth pop out it reminds me of those old cartoons and Nick confronts Leah about liking Daniel and Nick has wine and Nick invites Andrew and he declines at first but Missy makes him accepts and it turns out Jay has a camera in their kitchen at first I thought it was disgusting to watch someone but to learn the reason why I was like “ok that makes a lot of sense it's like watching a YouTube video on how to cook” and Jay brought booze Cotton Candy Brandy and it was made for kids by kids I wish I could have some and Jessi goes to the party and Jessi has arrived and it turns out Cotton Candy Brandy was made in a children's prison and it turns out their is a rumor about Tallulah love giving blowjobs and when Andrew and Missy arrive Nick is drunk and tells them the rumor about Tallulah and Missy enters Leah’s room and I love Missy's reference to Hamilton and turns out the reason she has been acting so strange is because Connie was behind this whole thing and they enter the closet and right outside the door to the attic is Tallulah and Nick confronts Tallulah about the rumor and breaks up with him and both of their clients have no fucking idea what they are doing and they kiss and Maurey and Connie make out but are interrupted when Missy goes to far and I love it when Nick says “none of your fucking business” and Nick fucks everything by saying “well your moms not perfect either” and Jessi hears that and Jessi wants to know why Nick said that so Nick tells her the truth and I broke out laughing when Nick said “Oh fuck me and my big mouth *burp* Big Mouth that's the show” and he breaks the 4th wall and we learn Daniel is a head pusher and Jessi gets drunk and Jessi kisses Jay and Connie is happy for them and looks for Maurey and they tell Nick about the head pushing and I love when Leah does Daniel and I learn what a head pusher and also what a mons pusher is and I'm like "The more you know" and Nick vomits in Daniel’s hat and Leah gives Daniel his vomit hat back “revenge is a dish best servers cold” and Connie is drunk. We meet Guy Bilzerian aka Jay’s dad and Nicks parents found out about the party and Nick doesn't get grounded because Diane wants Nick to dance with her at Jessi’s bat mitzvah and Andrew and Missy parents agree neither of them are ready to be in a relationship which is bullshit and would usually lead to them running away and getting married and Jessi’a parents are fighting and when Jessi tells them to stop yelling the mother denies yelling I mean that's not something you should be ashamed of and Jessi starts back talking her parents in front of them and Nick is being a big kid and rejected his mother offers and Diane bursts into tears and Jessi’s dress looks god awful and it's a horrible dress what is that color urine yellow and we meet Cantor Dina and Andrew and Missy meet secretly from the parents and Jessi’s bat mitzvah starts and me and Connie both agree on not liking Dina because to me she is a jigsaw puzzle that just doesn't fit in and I also hate how she “huchs” her words and I bursted out laughing when Connie “she should shut the fucch up” and Andrew and Missy meet secretly and it doesn't make sense why Dina is pawing at her mom and Andrew and Missy start kissing pushing Andrew into a wall knocking down Andrews jazz hat and that's when I start connecting the dots and Jessi also knows the truth that Shannon is in love with Dina and in the lobby Andrew tells Jessi the truth but she already knew and Coach Steve is the DJ and it's weird how Jay is treating Nick’s mom and it's true Nick dosen't that his mom with respect and Jessi is lift up on the chair and sees her mom dancing with Dina and she has flashbacks of her past and when Andrew admits his feelings to Missy she rejected him and friendzones him and right in the middle of the show while Andrew is sobbing Maurey sponsores Monster Energy Drink which I found hilarious and Jessi confronts her mother of cheating on dad with Dina and Jessi’s father is their in the corner taking a smoke I'm like “oof, fuck that's gotta hurt” and Greg makes announcement about the situation and Dina tries to shut up Greg but Jessi and Greg team up on Dina and I love this song called “Life is a fucked up mess” I would jam to this song even while I was in the shower and also yes I’m one of those people who shower to music and I love this song because it’s spitting straight facts and I even sang along and Nick dances with Diane and I still don’t understand why are parents allowed to call them by their first name but we aren’t allowed to call them by their first name probably because I would be called son so many times and Missy admits that they need to break up this is so heartbreaking and if meet a geek girl I liked and broke up with me I would consider what Maurey says “me and the boy are gonna kill ourselves tonight” and Jessi kisses Jay again and Elliot knows about the security cameras and tells him goodnight and Jessi comforts her dad remindes me of myself cause when my Dad divorced my mom I comforted him. Nick and Andrew watch The Italian Stallion and Maury creates a jerk off hole and Coach Steve is wearing a wrestling slinglet for a trip to the police station and they get a Line Up photo and The Ponytail killer strikes again and they see the crime lab and Jay and Jess hide and kiss and Coach Steve is a suspect because he knows the victims and Jessi agrees to one date with Jay and Nick wants to talk to Maury cause of a zit and so Maury interviews Nick about Nick being a good candidate for puberty and we get a sex through history and those sites that say I need to be 18 and I also fake my age on those sites and replaced all his memorys with porn and stayed up all night watching porn and embarrassed himself and they ask Coach Steve questions and Nick tells Missy that it’s her fault and the internet is off so he ant watch porn and Andrew goes over to Nick for porn and Andrew is a simp and Porn actor sucks him into his screen and Nick and Maury go to save Andrew from the PornScape and it turns out he is a sex god and everything around us is his search history and Nick brings up Missy and if they catch Nick he will throw his life away and join the PornScape and Andrew saves Nick and they leave Maury behind to deal with them I’m like “NOOOOOOOOOO” and Maury last words are references to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and they make it back and Jessi and Jay want to run away and Maury is beaten and he got by fucking everyone and Nick realizes he's not ready for puberty but it’s too late cause he has Pubic Hair and Pubic Hair #2 voices sounds farmilar so I searched up for the voice of Pubic hair #2 and which is Craig Robinson when I saw his face I gasped in suprise because Craig Robinson was Darryl in The Office its like they are saying “go back to watch The Office” but I’m like “nope, I have spent months watching The Office and reviewing it and it’s Christmas Time so Im gonna take a brake from The Office” and Nick asks if Maury is going to be his puberty monster which is not the case Nick’s hormone monster is going to be Rick who looks so fucking old and messed up and I’m not making fun of old people hell eventually ill become an old person and Andrew gets caught by the FBI and they think he did it cause they found his jizz socks all over the dumpster and they take him away and he is in jail I love Maury’s prison outfit and Guy Bilzerian comes to get Andrew out of prison and we see the video of Andrew throwing out his jizz socks and Jay and Jessi hop in the back of a truck where Jay finds his pillow and his son that ran away and Pam is pissed that Jay is with another women. I’m writing this on December 3, 2020, and tomorrow Big Mouth Season 4 comes out I’m going to resist myself and I’m not going to watch it untill I finish my reviews for Big Mouth Season 2, 3, then I will watch it.