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ARMY of DARKNESS

Updated: Jun 18, 2020

A man is accidentally transported to 1300 A.D., where he must battle an army of the dead and retrieve the Necronomicon, so he can return home.

On November 21, 2019, I watched the last EVIL DEAD film THE ARMY of DARKNESS and I was excited to watch. Into the Movie Review so in the beginning, we get a recap of EVIL DEAD 2 and see how he was accused of being Harry's Men and Enemy of Lord Arthur and Ash was made they're slave but the Wiseman believed he is the prophesied one the one that would fall from the sky, and he ends in shackles because he assumes them as Henry men and Ash is hit by a rock getting him in the pit then a Deadite comes out and attacks him until the Wiseman tossed his chainsaw down and that's how he got the power. And hitches a ride by using his belt on the chain, and he hits Arthur by distracting him with a 20th-century Gag and after Henry men ride out and here comes my favorite quote Lord Arthur unsheathed his sword to challenge ASH to a Duel and ASH Indiana Jones lord Arthur Leaving his long stick a short blade her it is the quote“This is my BOOMSTICK”and tells the details about the gun, and he shoots a Deadite after that he lives a life luxury and sheila changed her turned her tune, and he gets a metal hand while preparing for his adventure and the next day the Wiseman wanted ash to recite 3 words but ASH was not much for studying and as he's riding through the woods a POV spirit is chasing him he takes shelter in a Meanwhile he gets frightened by a mirror of him standing up and looking at him he breaks it and apparently that wasn't the end of mirror ASH. As a bunch of tiny mirror ASH, and they spread out to torment the full size Carbon based copy and this is the wackiest scene tiny ASH vs Full size ash and this is the most comedic scene by far from the whole series it's the outwardly comedic I mean this movie becomes a Cartoon I mean full size ASH throws a fork at mini ASH through a fork at tiny ASH through the stomach apparently the use ash mouth as a pool and this scene terrorized my dreams and apparently tiny ASH grows inside him growing an Eyeball in his shoulder and the two head have fun as they howl at the moon, and they have a fight full of 3 Stooges Gags, and they crawl down a hill and split into two then the new ash introduces himself as Bad Ash and I love the way he points the middle finger under the chin I started doing that he's making fun of our ASH in a Jim Carey Grinch Kind of way as ASH(Bad) saying “Your a Goddie little TooshooiesASH(Good) Responds by talking out his boom sticks into ASH(BAD) Noes and shoots him into silence Our ASH responds“GOOD, BAD,I'm THE GUY WITH A GUN”he chains bad ASH(Bad) to a work bench to dismember him he throws ASH (BAD) into a grave and finds Necronomocon.

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